me: *pulls out an ancient scroll* thank you for your selection, mr. irwin. i am here as a representative of Defend Talking Cows Collective, which aims to spread awareness of the existence of talking cows in hypothetical contexts-
ashton:
me: -and on their behalf i would like to discuss a few important matters regarding the events of july 24th, 2014 during a much music interview in which you said, and i quote “Its not going to say hello, its a cow luke.” is that correct?
luke: hehehehehHAHHEHAHAHEHH! HAHAHAHHH!H HWA! CALUM ARE yOU HEARING THIS? ARE U-