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thedoctor-hasthe-sorcersstone:

SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
“DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
“well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
“does it affect seating?”
“Sometimes,”

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le-cafe-musain:

don’t underestimate my ability to perform a whole musical if left home alone

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#me   

mistafuckingbooty:

holywatersupersoakers:

stanaskatic:

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

I AM A TEACHER AND THE REVERSE IS ALSO TRUE

wait WHAT?!

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#cal   

“The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation”

(via psych-facts)

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title: Stacy's Mom
artist: Fountains Of Wayne
played: 21527 times

whentradewindsblow:

Fountains of Wayne // “Stacy’s Mom” (Welcome Interstate Managers, 2003)

And I know that you think it’s just a fantasy,

But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me.


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#playlist   
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#all   
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5 Seconds of Summer attend the 2014 iHeartRadio Music Festival at the MGM Grand Garden Arena on September 20, 2014 in Las Vegas, Nevada.

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#all   

goldenshawty:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

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iwriteaboutfeminism:

Police gas protesters in Hong Kong. Part 1.

Part 2

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08142014 Philadelphia

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#lukey   

@Luke5SOS Ashton won’t cuddle with me :———-(

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#lashton   

greenlght:

big sweaters and yoga pants make mama happy

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#5sosfam